Out of all the days of the school year pajama day seem to outshine them all. My girls LOVE to wear their jammies to school and show their friends their princess footed or smiley face dress. Nothing is as cute as walking your kid to their class and seeing all the 5 and 6 year olds showing each other their chosen outfit.
That being said......this does not apply to anyone over 20, especially 30 and above!
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the parents of elementary school kids get L to the AZY. Let me tell you.
1. if you are over 25....please only wear PINK, JUICY, or HOT on your ass in your own home. Cause the majority of woman that wear these are hideous. Most of the time you can only see IN, UIC, and a big O......
2. Lounge pants and shorts are fine...you might have just been painting, cleaning or pulling weeds...but if camel toe is also included, please with all due respect....GET RID of THE PANTS!!!!
3. Nightie or those lacy/satin tops.....are not to be warn as regular t-shirts. let me repeat, they are NOT to be worn as regular t-shirts. If you think it looks ok...still don't do it. WE all know you are wearing a nightie top!!!!
I am super busy during the day too, but I do take a sec to throw something on that I didn't buy at a lingerie store.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Not my best day
As I sit here and type I think of all things I should be doing. Cleaning the toys up in the family room, mopping the floors, getting something to eat but instead I choose blogging cause that's the only way I will feel better.
I HATE today! My head is pounding and I feel completely defeated. I know I should be thankful for being alive and blessed for having 4 beautiful daughters....blah blah....I am thankful for those things but some days really do just SUCK, period, just suck!
The first week of Greg being gone is always the hardest. Tylerr will break down in tears when I mention his name and Kennedy acts out, even more that she usually does. Pierce doesn't even have a clue, thank God!
Linkin is on an antibiotic that makes her diarrhea everywhere multiple times a day. I don't just mean on her onsie and a quick change. Full on shit everywhere...back, legs, butt, head if it gets that far. So much that I have started to throw away anything that she is wearing at the time. Just the past two days alone I have had to turn the car around and go back home just to clean her off. I even have to leave a store without getting what I came for. Ohhh did I mention the medication makes her hyper and she wont sleep for hours after taking it!!!!
I know every mother/father goes through this. I'm not the only one and definitely not trying to have a pity party for myself. Just really wish I could lay my head down and fast forward to tomorrow. I can only hope that my kids act appropriately at Tylerr's Kindergarten graduation tomorrow. It will be better tomorrow.
I HATE today! My head is pounding and I feel completely defeated. I know I should be thankful for being alive and blessed for having 4 beautiful daughters....blah blah....I am thankful for those things but some days really do just SUCK, period, just suck!
The first week of Greg being gone is always the hardest. Tylerr will break down in tears when I mention his name and Kennedy acts out, even more that she usually does. Pierce doesn't even have a clue, thank God!
Linkin is on an antibiotic that makes her diarrhea everywhere multiple times a day. I don't just mean on her onsie and a quick change. Full on shit everywhere...back, legs, butt, head if it gets that far. So much that I have started to throw away anything that she is wearing at the time. Just the past two days alone I have had to turn the car around and go back home just to clean her off. I even have to leave a store without getting what I came for. Ohhh did I mention the medication makes her hyper and she wont sleep for hours after taking it!!!!
I know every mother/father goes through this. I'm not the only one and definitely not trying to have a pity party for myself. Just really wish I could lay my head down and fast forward to tomorrow. I can only hope that my kids act appropriately at Tylerr's Kindergarten graduation tomorrow. It will be better tomorrow.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Dr. Phil- Inside The mind of a mistress
Wow....I have only watched the first of three episodes and I cant stop thinking about these whores...I mean ladies!
The excuses they give and the details on how the "prove" their rights to doing this to another person is humiliating.
1. One lady said that "if there is chemistry there is chemistry". You cant help yourself if the chemicals roam!
2. One scank...again, I mean woman says that she gets paid $3000 a month to keep up her lifestyle.
3. The same lady that got $3000 in lifestyle up keep says that she gets the Good sexy part of the man , while the wife gets the grumpy lazy part.
4. Another one says that she does it cause she is building herself up from being in a long abusive relationship.
5. The last lady says that everyone is always mad at the mistress.
Well let me break this down to my own feeling and if this was happening to me.
1. Talk about Chemistry .....if I knew that Greg's "Chemicals" were roaming for another lady.....HAZ MAT would be all over his wang...in a heartbeat. .....and I have connections!
2. $3000 to upkeep your lifestyle =HOOKER!
3. Perfect...I get the sexy and grumpy part!
4. Hey, I can build you up sista....and I'll take you down just as fast!
5. The mistress you def. get her ass kicked. But my husband will have to pay a crap load in Child support! I'm sure you'll want him even more then!
These girls must have got paid bank to go on the Dr. Phil show (or just stupid) to talk about this all over America.
The excuses they give and the details on how the "prove" their rights to doing this to another person is humiliating.
1. One lady said that "if there is chemistry there is chemistry". You cant help yourself if the chemicals roam!
2. One scank...again, I mean woman says that she gets paid $3000 a month to keep up her lifestyle.
3. The same lady that got $3000 in lifestyle up keep says that she gets the Good sexy part of the man , while the wife gets the grumpy lazy part.
4. Another one says that she does it cause she is building herself up from being in a long abusive relationship.
5. The last lady says that everyone is always mad at the mistress.
Well let me break this down to my own feeling and if this was happening to me.
1. Talk about Chemistry .....if I knew that Greg's "Chemicals" were roaming for another lady.....HAZ MAT would be all over his wang...in a heartbeat. .....and I have connections!
2. $3000 to upkeep your lifestyle =HOOKER!
3. Perfect...I get the sexy and grumpy part!
4. Hey, I can build you up sista....and I'll take you down just as fast!
5. The mistress you def. get her ass kicked. But my husband will have to pay a crap load in Child support! I'm sure you'll want him even more then!
These girls must have got paid bank to go on the Dr. Phil show (or just stupid) to talk about this all over America.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
GIVEAWAY
Who doesn't want their kids to look FABULOUS!!? A perfect place to go is Couture Kids Exchange on Val Vista and Southern (next to Name Brand Exchange)
2. Ask your friends to follow. If your friends become a follower comment on this link with your name and your friends names. More friends, more entries for YOU!
Deadline for entries is on March 4th (Friday) at 3:00pm
I will announce the winner on this blog.
Good Luck!!!
Check them out on http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Couture-Kids-Exchange/329790680765
Even better, if you win and present your gift card at the store, they will give you an extra gift!!!! FABULOUS!!!
Here's how to win a $10.00 gift card to Couture Kids Exchange.
1. Become a follower on this blog.2. Ask your friends to follow. If your friends become a follower comment on this link with your name and your friends names. More friends, more entries for YOU!
Deadline for entries is on March 4th (Friday) at 3:00pm
I will announce the winner on this blog.
Good Luck!!!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
GOT FACEBOOK?
GOT FACEBOOK?
Okay....so If you don't have facebook then you don't get my daily thoughts on everyday stuff. Some controversial some just plain randoms. I mostly watch/listen to talk shows and then have something to say about it. I get a lot of comments on my thoughts....some people agree...most don't! I try to explain to people that they dint have to agree with me. It's simply my opinion. I received an email from a friend asking to write a blog blurb on my facebook about my random thoughts.
1. I'm not just a mom. I actually wish that I could go back to work. I've done both...and Stay at home mom is the hardest job.
2. I HATE backpack leashes. I don't care, I think they look ridiculous.
3. Sonic has the best ice...don't try to convince me otherwise.....ok, just kidding LOVE me some QT ice!
4. No I didn't vote for Obama...please, that doesn't make me racist.
5. I believe in GOD. I don't understand the power of prayer....I mean the God that I love doesn't care that 10 people pray vs. one million.....I just don't get it!
6. Hello...this isn't Leave it to Beaver.....guys can do dishes and woman can mow the lawn.
7. The secret is out...my kids watch more than 2 hours of TV a day! Get over it....so far they are turning out ok.
8. Even if I do decide to have another kid, stop trying to convince me to have a water birth,a Douala, or even an at home birth. I am very comfortable with a hospital
9. I hate the phrase..."Grass always looks greener on the other side" I mean stop bitching....throw some seed on it...it works....my dad does it every year!!!!
10. I really don't like Halloween. I only celebrate it cause I have small kids and it happens to be my dads birthday. I only dressed up two years as an adult...one right after I turned 21 and the next I was prego with Tylerr...couldn't resist being a pregnant nun!
11. I actually don't like play dates, but I'm trying to step out of my comfort zone.
12. Yes, I do think my kids are cuter than yours. and No, not all babies are cute...sorry!
13.Don't really care if you think its mean of me to call my kids by the order they were born. Better than going through 4 names to get the right one!
14. I don't think its cute that people dress up their dogs...maybe a bandanna or a hat, but sweaters and pants...what the....
15.I am pro choice, i wish preschool prices would just stay the same and if it means protecting my family...I would own a hand gun.
Okay....so If you don't have facebook then you don't get my daily thoughts on everyday stuff. Some controversial some just plain randoms. I mostly watch/listen to talk shows and then have something to say about it. I get a lot of comments on my thoughts....some people agree...most don't! I try to explain to people that they dint have to agree with me. It's simply my opinion. I received an email from a friend asking to write a blog blurb on my facebook about my random thoughts.
1. I'm not just a mom. I actually wish that I could go back to work. I've done both...and Stay at home mom is the hardest job.
2. I HATE backpack leashes. I don't care, I think they look ridiculous.
3. Sonic has the best ice...don't try to convince me otherwise.....ok, just kidding LOVE me some QT ice!
4. No I didn't vote for Obama...please, that doesn't make me racist.
5. I believe in GOD. I don't understand the power of prayer....I mean the God that I love doesn't care that 10 people pray vs. one million.....I just don't get it!
6. Hello...this isn't Leave it to Beaver.....guys can do dishes and woman can mow the lawn.
7. The secret is out...my kids watch more than 2 hours of TV a day! Get over it....so far they are turning out ok.
8. Even if I do decide to have another kid, stop trying to convince me to have a water birth,a Douala, or even an at home birth. I am very comfortable with a hospital
9. I hate the phrase..."Grass always looks greener on the other side" I mean stop bitching....throw some seed on it...it works....my dad does it every year!!!!
10. I really don't like Halloween. I only celebrate it cause I have small kids and it happens to be my dads birthday. I only dressed up two years as an adult...one right after I turned 21 and the next I was prego with Tylerr...couldn't resist being a pregnant nun!
11. I actually don't like play dates, but I'm trying to step out of my comfort zone.
12. Yes, I do think my kids are cuter than yours. and No, not all babies are cute...sorry!
13.Don't really care if you think its mean of me to call my kids by the order they were born. Better than going through 4 names to get the right one!
14. I don't think its cute that people dress up their dogs...maybe a bandanna or a hat, but sweaters and pants...what the....
15.I am pro choice, i wish preschool prices would just stay the same and if it means protecting my family...I would own a hand gun.
Random Quotes I LOVE
I was reading a random DR.Seuss book to Kennedy before nap time.I have to be honest, not a fan of the books. My tongue gets all messed up and they are so long for kids books. I actually finished the book and at the end of the book on the very back there was a quote, it read....
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
I love it...Its like the quote of my life. I also realize that this goes the other way as well.I am realizing now the people that come in our lives....family, friends, co-workers,or even neighbors that all these people may have an opinion about Me, Greg or our family. This is fine,but what matters in life for me, is my family.I think that there will be a lot of new things happening in 2011, some new traditions started and lots of laughs to share.
I think I may actually like Dr. Seuss books now!
Childbirth Vs. Wisdom teeth extraction
1. In my case pregnancy last only 38 weeks, the pain of my wisdom teeth only lasted 38 hours!
2. Rather my ass hurt than my mouth, no doubt.
3. At least with pregnancy you can chew on ice.....my most favorite things to do.
4. Both surgery's/procedures require you to open a wide as possible!
5. After giving birth at least you can eat what you want...huge upside.
6. Love the outpatient part of the oral Surgeon.
7. Epidural didn't work, anesthesia did!
8. Both make you bleed...what the hell!
9.At least having a baby the pain is worth the wait,at least you have something to show for.
10. I actually love childbirth hate being pregnant. But, if you asked me I would get my wisdom teeth out again!
2. Rather my ass hurt than my mouth, no doubt.
3. At least with pregnancy you can chew on ice.....my most favorite things to do.
4. Both surgery's/procedures require you to open a wide as possible!
5. After giving birth at least you can eat what you want...huge upside.
6. Love the outpatient part of the oral Surgeon.
7. Epidural didn't work, anesthesia did!
8. Both make you bleed...what the hell!
9.At least having a baby the pain is worth the wait,at least you have something to show for.
10. I actually love childbirth hate being pregnant. But, if you asked me I would get my wisdom teeth out again!
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