5 Signs you are headed for a break up

I recently read an article in SELF magazine titled "5 Signs you are are headed for a break up". I even thought as I read this article...."what the hell and I doing reading this shit"? It was pathetic....I feel sorry for the girl that read this article and thinks that she has now seen the light, and now...this very minute in time, realizes that her relationship is headed down the shitter.

Let me break it down for you.

1. You don't have anything to talk about...explanation: the man that you love is thinking about the big boobed tiny wasted bitch that he just met, hence he cant do two things at once.

2. He doesn't care about the people that are important to you....explanation: If he is this big of a douche bag he never cared, its just easier for him to show it now.

3. He is suddenly a workaholic....explanation....work = crazy new girl sex

4. You only seem to hang out in groups....explanation.....he introduces you to his friends new girlfriend, whom he happens to sneak in the bathroom at random times through the night together.

5. He doesn't support you...explanation.....He just bought big boobies, more big boobies!....and he could care les if you are crying again for the 4th time this week.

Seriously....if this is you...run, don't walk. You deserve way better!