Monday, December 19, 2011

Dear Birk Girls....lessons part 1

If I can teach you one thing that will help you all  lead a great childhood and adulthood, I choose the following: Be yourself! Whatever that means for each one of you. and do it with honor and never let anyone change that!

People will often want you to change you to fit their life, influence you to do things that you often wouldn't do. Even as an adult. They may use you to better themselves or need something from you. These people my sweet girls....are NOT your friend!

Just remember your real friends believe in you, help you when you are down, laugh with you, sometimes at you , and never ever will the compete with you....unless its a board game!

Sadly through your whole life friends will come and go. The ones that stay are the ones that deserve YOU! and you deserve them!

Be yourself!!!

if you are loud, crazy, sensitive, smart, outgoing, poetic, or even......a democrat....(gasp)...... do it with Honor.

Monday, November 21, 2011

5 Signs you are headed for a break up

I recently read an article in SELF magazine titled "5 Signs you are are headed for a break up". I even thought as I read this article...."what the hell and I doing reading this shit"? It was pathetic....I feel sorry for the girl that read this article and thinks that she has now seen the light, and now...this very minute in time, realizes that her relationship is headed down the shitter.

Let me break it down for you.

1. You don't have anything to talk about...explanation: the man that you love is thinking about the big boobed tiny wasted bitch that he just met, hence he cant do two things at once.

2. He doesn't care about the people that are important to you....explanation: If he is this big of a douche bag he never cared, its just easier for him to show it now.

3. He is suddenly a = crazy new girl sex

4. You only seem to hang out in groups....explanation.....he introduces you to his friends new girlfriend, whom he happens to sneak in the bathroom at random times through the night together.

5. He doesn't support you...explanation.....He just bought big boobies, more big boobies!....and he could care les if you are crying again for the 4th time this week.

Seriously....if this is, don't walk. You deserve way better!

Thursday, November 17, 2011


It cant be...another celebrity couple is divorcing??! First of all, I'd divorce both of them for wearing those stupid fucking glasses!

That person (Part2)

I have recently celebrated my 31st birthday. I think I always knew that turning 30 would do something dramatic to me. I thought something about my looks (secretly hoping for some boobs!). But instead I found out more about people in my life. Mostly my so called friends.

I realized that I was that girl that cant stand people. I mean I always knew that people irritated the shit out of me, but REALLY cant stand them. I believe I got this from my dad. The Cant stand-stop the bullshit-annoying- people that you meet. I learned to peel these leaches off my "friends list" and move on with life.

Most will find this mean and insensitive. I personally think that I am no willing to let crappy people be involved in my life.

Something that I have never understood....the people with 564 friends on their list...really? you talk/care about that many people?

Monday, August 8, 2011

That person?..... (part1)

After a super busy day I took a few minutes to rock Linkin to bed sing her a song....a song not a lullaby. She likes Taylor Swift. I laid her to bed and instantly tears ran down my face. It hit me that in a few short hours she will be a one year old, still a baby, but One. Then I realized I have become one of those ladies that I didn't EVER think I would be. A big Sap that cries about all stages of her children's lives.

You know one or a couple, might even be one yourself.

Its the lady that cries when her daughter enters their first dance class.
The mom that tears up when her son hits his first home run.
The parents that are photo freaks and cry as there child enters preschool.
Even the woman that wipes a couple of drops from her eye that just witnesses her kid riding a bike for the first time.

Although these are precious moments, you most likely wont fine me hiding my tears under my sunglasses with these times in my kids lives. At least I didn't think I was that person.

This week will mark the end to a couple of things. I'm just trying to keep it all together. As my dear friend Alyssa face booked me today "The future holds alot more great adventures" this is what I have to look forward to. Thank you Alyssa.....those are the words I needed to see.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Gym Membership

Yes, my first thought was "do I really want to do this" and "Do I have time"? Well I did it along with a great friend and I actually do have the time. At least I'll have a little more when school starts.

This wasn't a decision based on the "need" to loose weight. I didn't have a new years resolution to drop the last 10 pounds...not that it couldnt help. I did it simply cause despite what people think about having 4 kids, its not really a workout having them....well having them yes, but "keeping up" with them no. I needed an hour a day for a couple of days a week to have "me" time and in the meantime getting a little workout and hanging with a friend. Even though half the time I probably be going by myself.

I know what you PX90 and Insanity work outers are thinking....WEAK, right. Well thats ok. I'm not trying to get back muscle or a six pack. You wont find me drinking protien shakes anytime soon.

Already 4 days into the membership and I have came to realize that this was a great decision. Minus the kick ass workout the trainer gave us on Tuesday. It made me realize that being in company of someone that is drama free... is relaxing and easy, having an hour to myself really does help me with the rest of the day, at the end of the workout I'm excited to see my kids, and all while I burn some calories!

I'm really hoping that in the next couple of weeks I'm able to blog about how much I feel better. Maybe even how I am not as stressed as usual (I'm being hopeful). Just don't expect me to have abs of steel!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

for the love of.......

Out of all the days of the school year pajama day seem to outshine them all. My girls LOVE to wear their jammies to school and show their friends their princess footed or smiley face dress. Nothing is as cute as walking your kid to their class and seeing all the 5 and 6 year olds showing each other their chosen outfit.

That being said......this does not apply to anyone over 20, especially 30 and above!

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the parents of elementary school kids get L to the AZY. Let me tell you.

1. if you are over 25....please only wear PINK, JUICY, or HOT on your ass in your own home. Cause the majority of woman that wear these are hideous. Most of the time you can only see IN, UIC, and a big O......

2. Lounge pants and shorts are might have just been painting, cleaning or pulling weeds...but if camel toe is also included, please with all due respect....GET RID of THE PANTS!!!!

3. Nightie or those lacy/satin tops.....are not to be warn as regular t-shirts. let me repeat, they are NOT to be worn as regular t-shirts. If you think it looks ok...still don't do it. WE all know you are wearing a nightie top!!!!

I am super busy during the day too, but I do take a sec to throw something on that I didn't buy at a lingerie store.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Not my best day

As I sit here and type I think of all things I should be doing. Cleaning the toys up in the family room, mopping the floors, getting something to eat but instead I choose blogging cause that's the only way I will feel better.

I HATE today! My head is pounding and I feel completely defeated. I know I should be thankful for being alive and blessed for having 4 beautiful daughters....blah blah....I am thankful for those things but some days really do just SUCK, period, just suck!

The first week of Greg being gone is always the hardest. Tylerr will break down in tears when I mention his name and Kennedy acts out, even more that she usually does. Pierce doesn't even have a clue, thank God!

Linkin is on an antibiotic that makes her diarrhea everywhere multiple times a day. I don't just mean on her onsie and a quick change. Full on shit everywhere...back, legs, butt, head if it gets that far. So much that I have started to throw away anything that she is wearing at the time. Just the past two days alone I have had to turn the car around and go back home just to clean her off. I even have to leave a store without getting what I came for. Ohhh did I mention the medication makes her hyper and she wont sleep for hours after taking it!!!!

I know every mother/father goes through this. I'm not the only one and definitely not trying to have a pity party for myself. Just really wish I could lay my head down and fast forward to tomorrow. I can only hope that my kids act appropriately at Tylerr's Kindergarten graduation tomorrow. It will be better tomorrow.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Dr. Phil- Inside The mind of a mistress

Wow....I have only watched the first of three episodes and I cant stop thinking about these whores...I mean ladies!

The excuses they give and the details  on how the "prove" their rights to doing this to another person is humiliating.

1. One lady said that "if there is chemistry there is chemistry". You cant help yourself if the chemicals roam!
2. One scank...again, I mean woman says that she gets paid $3000 a month to keep up her lifestyle.
3. The same lady that got $3000 in lifestyle up keep says that she gets the Good sexy part of the man , while the wife gets the grumpy lazy part.
4. Another one says that she does it cause she is building herself up from being in a long abusive relationship.
5. The  last lady says that everyone is always mad at the mistress.

Well let me break this down to my own feeling and if this was happening to me.

1. Talk about Chemistry .....if I knew that Greg's  "Chemicals" were roaming for another lady.....HAZ MAT would be all over his a heartbeat. .....and I have connections!

2. $3000 to upkeep your lifestyle =HOOKER!

3. Perfect...I get the sexy and grumpy part!

4. Hey, I can build you up sista....and I'll take you down just as fast!

5. The mistress you def. get her ass kicked. But my husband will have to pay a crap load in Child support!  I'm sure you'll want him even more then!

These girls must have got paid bank to go on the Dr. Phil show (or just stupid) to talk about this all over America.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


Who doesn't want their kids to look FABULOUS!!? A perfect place to go is Couture Kids Exchange on Val Vista and Southern (next to Name Brand Exchange)

Couture Kids Exchange

 Even better, if you win and present your gift card at the store, they will give you an extra gift!!!! FABULOUS!!!

Here's how to win a $10.00 gift card to Couture Kids Exchange.
1. Become a follower on this blog.
2. Ask your friends to follow. If your friends become a follower comment on this link with your name and your friends names. More friends, more entries for YOU!

Deadline for entries is on March 4th (Friday) at 3:00pm
I will announce the winner on this blog. 

Good Luck!!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011


GOT FACEBOOK? If you don't have facebook then you don't get my daily thoughts on everyday stuff. Some controversial some just plain randoms. I mostly watch/listen to talk shows and then have something to say about it. I get a lot of comments on my thoughts....some people agree...most don't! I try to explain to people that they dint have to agree with me. It's simply my opinion. I received an email from a friend asking to write a blog blurb on my facebook about my random thoughts.

1. I'm not just a mom. I actually wish that I could go back to work. I've done both...and Stay at home mom is the hardest job.
2. I HATE backpack leashes. I don't care, I think they look ridiculous.
3. Sonic has the best ice...don't try to convince me otherwise.....ok, just kidding LOVE me some QT ice!
4. No I didn't vote for Obama...please, that doesn't make me racist.
5. I believe in GOD. I don't understand the power of prayer....I mean the God that I love doesn't care that 10 people pray vs. one million.....I just don't get it!
6. Hello...this isn't Leave it to Beaver.....guys can do dishes and woman can mow the lawn.
7. The secret is kids watch more than 2 hours of TV a day! Get over far they are turning out ok.
8. Even if I do decide to have another kid, stop trying to convince me to have a water birth,a Douala, or even an at home birth. I am very comfortable with a hospital
9. I hate the phrase..."Grass always looks greener on the other side" I mean stop bitching....throw some seed on dad does it every year!!!!
10. I really don't like Halloween. I only celebrate it cause I have small kids and it happens to be my dads birthday. I only dressed up two years as an right after I turned 21 and the next I was prego with Tylerr...couldn't resist being a pregnant nun!
11. I actually don't like play dates, but I'm trying to step out of my comfort zone.
12. Yes, I do think my kids are cuter than yours. and No, not all babies are cute...sorry!

13.Don't really care if you think its mean of me to call my kids by the order they were born. Better than going through 4 names to get the right one!

14. I don't think its cute that people dress up their dogs...maybe a bandanna or a hat, but sweaters and pants...what the....

15.I am pro choice, i wish preschool prices would just stay the same and if it means protecting my family...I would own a hand gun.

Random Quotes I LOVE

I was reading a random DR.Seuss book to Kennedy before nap time.I have to be honest, not a fan of the books. My tongue gets all messed up and they are so long for kids books. I actually finished the book and at the end of the book on the very back there was a quote, it read....

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

I love it...Its like the quote of my life. I also realize that this goes the other way as well.I am realizing now the people that come in our, friends, co-workers,or even neighbors that all these people may have an opinion about Me, Greg or our family. This is fine,but what matters in life for me, is my family.I think that there will be a lot of new things happening in 2011, some new traditions started and lots of laughs to share.

I think I may actually like Dr. Seuss books now!

Childbirth Vs. Wisdom teeth extraction

1. In my case pregnancy last only 38 weeks, the pain of my wisdom teeth only lasted 38 hours!
2. Rather my ass hurt than my mouth, no doubt.
3. At least with pregnancy you can chew on most favorite things to do.
4. Both surgery's/procedures require you to open a wide as possible!
5. After giving birth at least you can eat what you want...huge upside.
6. Love the outpatient part of the oral Surgeon.
7. Epidural didn't work, anesthesia did!
8. Both make you bleed...what the hell!
9.At least having a baby the pain is worth the wait,at least you have something to show for.
10. I actually love childbirth hate being pregnant. But, if you asked me I would get my wisdom teeth out again!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

I must be getting old!

Went out last night for what has become a monthly adult dinner and drinks. This time we added dancing and bull riding to the menu at Cadillac Ranch. I love this place, its like a good restaurant/bar/club all in one place. I have come to realize in the 5 hour party with friends that I really must be getting old.

1. 30 years old wasn't even the average age, I say 23 was.
2. looking around at the woman....i mean girls in this place,I started to wonder if I ever dressed like a hood rat too?
3. I was probably the only woman with 4 kids from one baby daddy.
4. Riding a bull is not made for ladies with muffin tops. There really should be a sign at the entrance for that!
5. Doesn't matter how much I LOVE to dance,my body did not agree with me the morning after!
6. Thinking being a lesbian has become popular????
7. Speaking of signs , there should be one that also states "Man bags are not going to get you laid"...just saying!
8. Since when does a bar not stock Regular Malibu Rum?
9. Going out with all of these single people around, makes me grateful for having a husband and not having to play the games anymore.
10.I truly realized what great friends that I have, we always have fun together. Plus what wonderful parents I have for watching all 4 rug rats while we can get away!

If being thirty is old......I think I like being old!

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Every year....

Every Year I think about a New Years resolution. Maybe curse less, be nicer to people, try not to stress as much...lets be honest...none of the above is actually going to happen. But one thing I always want to do is get back into church. My kids love going and lets face it, after attending church you feel like you are on a high. I know that this isn't the reason why I should attend.

There are still things that I don't understand about church. I don't believe in power of prayer, it really doesn't make sense to me. But most of all I feel like once I go and met people, form a relationship, then see them outside of church.....that's when all HELL breaks lose. This is what turns me away from church.

These good Christian women with their Christian beliefs....  every Sunday morning  and Wednesday evening are preaching to a group of other woman. I think you may know what I am talking about. Its those Women that you just went out with the night before that are dancing on tables and puking in the nearest bush.I do know that Jesus himself drank wine, but I'm not so sure that he drank so much that Mark,Peter or Paul had to hold his hair back for him.

Look, I've dance on my share of tables, and chairs before but, I also am not two faced when in the company of anyone different than me or anyone that would pass judgment on me. I guess I just don't understand people in general that aren't themselves.

I think this year and every year to come, I'm going to teach my kids that they are special in every way. To never be what someone else wants you to be. Be honest with yourself.........if people don't like it...well we know where they can go!